My red 1992 Cannondale 3.0 with the Nebraska state border sign. The irony of the slogan "Home of Arbor Day" was not lost on me in this particular area where there was not a single tree nor bush.

Fort Collins-Nebraska 200

Due to the craziness of the first half of 2018 that I will outline in a later post, I really have not been biking very much this year. So I figured for this ride—one that would continue my double-century-every-year streak that dates back to 1996—a flat, or at least flat-ish, ride that I’ve done before was in order. Say, on backroads to the Cornhusker State. A journey that would feature only a half-dozen or so traffic lights.

My legs ended up feeling surprisingly good (for the first 160 miles anyhow), and I kept stops to a minimum.

One was for bladder relief at Highland Middle School in Ault, where there was a clean and convenient port-a-potty outside.

My red 1992 Cannondale 3.0 at Highland Middle School in Ault, CO.
My red 1992 Cannondale 3.0 at Highland Middle School in Ault, CO.

Another one was a quick photo-op with a Wyoming sign, which I encountered about 10 miles after passing the state line:

Red 1992 Cannondale 3.0 with a Wyoming 214 sign.
Red 1992 Cannondale 3.0 with a Wyoming 214 sign.

A third was the most crucial: a gas station by Interstate 80 at mile 82, where I could resupply on food and drink. (I also stopped here on the return trip.) As customary for very long bike rides now, I indulged in my favorite anti-bonking cure: Pepsi and mini-donuts.

Hostess Donettes and a 16-ounce Pepsi from a convenience store. The white bicycle saddle is a Specialized Romin Evo Pro 143mm.
Hostess Donettes and a 16-ounce Pepsi from a convenience store. The white bicycle saddle is a Specialized Romin Evo Pro 143mm.

And at Mile 101: Nebraska! I rode 10 feet farther into the state before turning around.

My red 1992 Cannondale 3.0 with the Nebraska state border sign. The irony of the slogan "Home of Arbor Day" was not lost on me in this particular area where there was not a single tree nor bush.
My red 1992 Cannondale 3.0 with the Nebraska state border sign. The irony of the slogan "Home of Arbor Day" was not lost on me in this particular area where there was not a single tree nor bush.

The trip was tranquil and fairly unremarkable with the exception of a couple coal-rolling diesel pick-ups trying to smoke me out upon passing. But with 40 miles to go, the skies turned dark and the first raindrops started landing on my brow. Then it started pouring. I tried to gauge which way the clouds were blowing. I must have cycled right underneath the threshold of the storm, as the sun was peeking over blue skies to my right.

The legs were starting to feel sluggish too, as if the bike was being weighed down disproportionately by beads of H20 residing on the bicycle frame and fork. I spent the last hour or so musing over what I’d eat after I finished the ride, and I decided that a milkshake was in order. But only after an Epsom salt bath.

I got home before dark and despite the lack of training or superlative bicycle fitness this year, somehow the 13 hours, 43 minutes it took to do this ride was the quickest I have done so from Fort Collins to Nebraska and back.

Ride Data

Distance: 206.7 miles (including about 2-3 off-course miles due to making an errant turn)
Climbing: 4977 feet
6:07 a.m. start, 7:50 p.m. finish -> 13h43m
Moving time: 13h25m
Moving average speed: 15.4 MPH

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